Saturday, June 11, 2005

JCs

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one fac to write an Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school...to compete with RJC...
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school...one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker...(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)...
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None...Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None...they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None...they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh? wat litebarb?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
ok got this from a forum. quite interesting. JC peeps reading this dun get offended ya?

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